Sexy,nauty jokes in english

Hey U Know Which is d best day to propose a girl..

April 1

U Know Why??
If she accept its ur luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll. :)
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HEIGHT OF BRAVERY:-Entering Late In The Class WithOut Permission,
And
Saying To The lecturer:


HEY SWEETY CARRY ON.
DON'T STOP 4 ME. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Biology teacher told
Students 2 drow
"BACTERIA"
SARDAR's paper was blank.
When asked SARDARsaid: "bacteria" cant b seen with eyes. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Police: R U married?
.
Sardar:Yes,with a woman
.
Police: Ofcourse,
Did U ever hear of any model
marrying a Man?
.
Sardar:Yes
My sister
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Scientific
question:
How does blood
reach ur brain?

Ans:
simple,Direction of liquid alwys flows towards
"Empty Space"
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Yesterday in my dream,
U were counting lot of money.




But.,










I dint understand,




why U were sitting in front of temple..?? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar: Guess how many coins i have in my packet.?
.
Friend: If i guess right, what will u give me.?
.
Sardar: ok, i'll give both of them. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A scientist removed his door bell.
Do you know why?
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He wants to win the "No-Bell" prize. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A Dog & Mosquito kissed each other
.
Next day mosquito died by rabis
.
&dog died by malaria!!
.
That's called "Pyar K Side Effects" :) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Girl: how much this dress cost?
.
Shopkeeper: just for 5kisses
.
Girl: Ok pack d dress. My grandma will pay d bill -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
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